My housemate Ob and I return home to find the door unlocked and slightly open. We are sure that others are at work...
Me (alarmed n running towards the living room):Oh no! Lemme check if things are in place!!!
Ob (walking coolly): Hey relax, dont check everything, just count the number of rochers on the table
Me (puzzled): Why???
Ob (with a shrug and a straight face):Well a thief would not just steal stuff and leave without eating the rochers
Me: mouth wide open - at loss for words